A Note on How Prude I Really Am

Cover thy self!

I'm all about being comfy with your body, hell, clothes are something of an option...while in your own home. The gym locker room is not, however, clothing optional. I know that at some point in changing or showering you have to strip down. I do it too. But at no point is it alright to stand stark naked with your wet hair wrapped in a towel and chat with someone across the room. Not a single instance. Save the nudey talk for the bedroom or even your kitchen, as long as I'm not standing in it.

I'm working on the assumption that these middle aged women who prance around in public spaces in their birthday suits are missing something at home. I missed my chance to take human sexuality classes in college but working on the basic understand that at some level all people need some type of physical love in order to keep them in a good head space otherwise people end up flashing cars as they drive down the highway or something. I don't want to see your naughty bits, please have a bit of shame and cover up (especially if you are using the locker next to mine and as you approach said locker I am bent rummaging for something in my bag which I have placed on the floor. I don't need a face full of your naked nethers.)

Please undersexed mid-lifers for my give up the sin verguenza for me.