Summer: The Season During Spring

Between the periodic rain storms and mild floods summer arrived (I know it's April but hey, I live in VA). Today while mowing the grass I was attached by my first tick. I now have a farmers tan though its not particularly severe for once. And, and this is the best part, I have a red neck.

Please don't confuse these things with actually being a Redneck which I am not. I do live in a relatively rural place though hence the mowing my own grass.

The other thing, the tick thing, doesn't bother me as much as it does you (you vommed when you read the word tick, I could sense it from in front of my computer). Ticks are disease carrying creatures that do indeed get a flush when I find them, but I'm not upset by them because I've invaded their habitats and mucked it up a bit.

Don't Lyme Disease at me, I've had my scare and expensive testing! Just know that other ticks also leave bullseye rashes. It's a pain in the ass but knowing whether or not you're going to suffer a long slow painful ailment or not is kind of nice.

You can take that as my endorsement for deet and a very high SPF.

Spring Break!

Two months later my boss for my school job get back to me and I get to go back to work!!! I need the fundage (remind me later to call my dad and beg $100 off of him because I'm short on rent). 

Did I mention I just got my job back, 8 hours a week at $7.35, the week before spring break? 

Oh wait- I lost my 40 hour a week at $12 two weeks ago!

Phrase of the semester: Mother Fucker.

Its totally uncalled for, I know. The problem is I'm broke. I have bills to pay, big electric bills and I don't even have money for groceries. If I had time I'd get a second job, but college is getting in the way.

Please save me.

I want a spring break.