As If the Movies Weren't Parody Enough

This book is pure evil:





I would like to thank The Harvard Lampoon for creating such an enthralling parody of the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer that I actually have to read the effing tweeny-bopper-sexless-sexy-vampire series. I do not wish to do so but now my curiosity is peaked and my sister just happens to have the first book just laying around (though its not hers its Katie's which means I cannot deface it as I go).

I shall soon embark on this soul sucking journey into, what I understand to be, poorly written drivel. If I don't make it out tell my mother I love her.