A Bit of Electric Shock

Oy Goodness! I'm so tired of nearly killing myself with electricity.

Please don't put Vaseline in the light bulb thingy-ma-bob because its a conductor. Light bulbs are designed to conduct just fine.

Turn off the vacuum before you unplug it. Plugging in a running vacuum usually sends blue sparks.

Ok, if I don't make it through to tomorrow blame the electricity.